By Brenocide:
- Taking Forever to Produce Material (new! 1-8-13)
- Soft Cotton, Slim-Fit, Fruity Pebbles Band Shirts
- Agreeing to Disagree
- The "Metal Expert"
- Album Ratings
- Cheap Pops
- Friends
- America
- Shaving
- The Genre Debate
- Deathcore
- Mixed Martial Arts
- Open-Mindedness
- Vocal Covers
- Metal Videos that Mess with your Boner (NSFW)
- Band Tattoos
- xXSTRAIGHTxEDGEXx
- Wearing your own Band Merch
- Thumbs
- Nerd Metal
- Unintelligible Band Logos
- Signature Guitars
- Dying your Hair
- Cowboy Hats
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Driving a New Car
- Mandatory Babes on Keyboards
- Recording Live Bands on Camera Phones, Then Uploading it to YouTube
- Wearing your Boyfriend's Band Shirts to Bed
- Those Big Hot Topic Pants
- Yelling the Song you Want to Hear at a Show
- Pining for Autographs
- Using a Guitar as Skank Accessory
- Job Interviews
- The Guy Standing at the Pit Rim
- Being Vegan and peta2
- "Writing a Blog about what's Not Metal"
- Wearing the Shirt of the Band you're Seeing Live
- Christian 'Metal'
- Keytars
- Paying for Music
- Putting Real Effort into Hating Justin Bieber
- Dreadlocks
- Bad YouTube Guitar Reviews
- That Guy in a Tool Hoodie
- Bringing your Beer into the Crowd
- Having your Mom Drive you to Shows
- Bringing your Girlfriend to Shows
- Gauges
- Supergroups
- Playing Guitar like you're a Crab
- Mosh Pit Karate Kids
- The Radio
- Performing Live with your Glasses On
- "Their old stuff..."
- Being Skinny
- Baseball Caps (The rant that started it all!)
By Tyranneous:
By Xandemic:
Guest Posts from other Metal Blogs!
- Metal Child Destined to Destroy the World - The Angry Black Metal Elitist
- ABME Goes to the Movies: Part II - The Angry Black Metal Elitist
- Temple of the Black Moon: An In-Depth Analysis - The Angry Black Metal Elitist
- Kvelertak - The TNM Edition - The Angry Black Metal Elitist
- Hard Rock - Disinformasiya of Heavy Blog is Heavy
- Objectivity - Angry Metal Guy
- "I Listen to a Little of Everything" - Alkahest of Heavy Blog is Heavy
- Whining in the Pit - Erin of 74,000 Riffs
